Dear People Who Decided to Drive to Work Today,
You do realize trains and busses still run even in the rain right? Judging by the messes I see in traffic, saving your hair or outfits can’t be the reason you’re driving. Trust me, a few blocks in the rain would only improve that frizz.
Also, if anyone would melt from walking in the rain, it would be me (cause I’m made of sugar), so seriously, you’re fine!
Sincerely, a concerned citizen stuck in unnecessary traffic.